dare given by Sami
TAHA2020 lo padd apne baare mein..
Sabse pehle teri bhurayi se start karti hoon...
1.Tu na zaroorat se zyada "😒" isko use karti hai. Aaj kal tujhe imagine bhi karti hoon tho "😒" aise hi dikhti hai.
2.Tere sabse irritating baat.. woh hai har baat ko adhoore mein chodna. Usme tu maahir hai!
3.ek no ki kaam chor.
Reason one - jab diksha ka b'day tha. Tho tune kaha aaj dikshu ka b'day hai kuch accha karege, tho meine kaha haan tho karte hai.. phir tu gaayab 3 din baad aake kehti hai humne dikshu ke b'day ke liye kuch nahi kiya😥
Arey aqal ke dushman.. isme hum kahan se aye tu hi gumrah ho gayi thi.
Reason two - "Saher ka b'day aane wala hai.. saher hum sab ke liye kitna karti hai saher meri badi appi ki tarah hai. Aur bhool gayi saher ne hamare b'day pe kya kya kiya. Surprise bhi denge sadma bhi denge saher ko.humne dikshu ke liye kuch nahi kiya but ab se karenge"
Yahi kaha tha na tune.
Saher kuch din baat karke finally decide karli ke tumhare oopar ek story likhenge.first half sami likegi second half mein likhungi.plot bhi decide kar liya.
"Bohoth maza ayega mujhe saher ka reaction dekhna hai" isi chudail ne kaha.
Meine wait ki wait ki wait ki par first half tho nahi mila.aur usime saher b'day bhi nikal gaya
Phir yeh chudail aayi "Saher ka b'day nikal gaya aur humne kuch nahi kiya"
Isme phir se "Hum kahan se?" Tu bhaag gayi thi mein nahi!
Abhi bhi pooch rahi hoon likhe kya???
Phir bhi meine kaha hum belated wish banakar post karenge.phir se gayab.
Kabhi kabhi tu mujhe tere l....bhai ke vibes deti ho.
Aaj tak poochti aarahi hoon saher ke liye likhe ya nahi.
"Saher bohoth khush hogi na?jab yeh padegi tho?"
Ushke " Yeh" likhna padega!
Arey chudail saher tabhi khush hogi tab tu likhegi.bina jaane bina pade woh aisi thodi na khush hogi?uske liya likhna or post karna padega.
Saher ke paas koi magical power thodi na hai..ki bina post kiya woh jaan jaye ki hum kya likhne wale the?
Reason 3:phir aaya ani ka b'day..
"Kal ani ka b'day tha hum ne wish nahi kiya"
Aur meine jaan bhooch ke isse poocha.
" Ani ke liye kuch special kare kya?"
Phir kya 3 din gayab
4.Pehle tho kehti thi ki AM woh AM yeh AM hi mera pati banega didn't you said.. typical wife ki tarah mere se aise pooch rahi thi jaise "tere devar ko kaana banana aata hai ya sirf gaana hi gaata hai"phir achaanak se U turn. Tere liye AM lafura ban gaya. Ek no. Ki nautanki.
5.phir teri gussa uff... Reason bina bataye gusse mein rehti hai. When i ask kya hua sami bata bhi dho... And the extra iconic and most repeated dialogue "mein nahi bataungi😒"
Chudail agar tujhe bata na nahi hai tho gussa hai woh kyu batati hai?.Angry bird,tere saare gusse ka shikaar tho mein hi hoti hoon!
6.phir the most interesting topic kk.. kk ki baat sunti hai tho mann mein laddoo poot tha hai aur yeh dikhava karti hai jaise ki kk se nafrat ho.drama queen!
7.us s.... Ko meri saheli kehti hai.. aur uske photos mujhe bhejti hai. Tho mein saheli hui ki tu hui...
8.kabhi kabhi tu mujhe daayan wali feeling deti hai...aur agar tujhse poochu ki kahan hai...and the most irritating and repeated dialogue..itni baar suna chuki hai ki meri choti umar mein bhudiya jaisi feeling aata hai.
Aur woh repeated dialogue hai "Marr gayi hoon"
Tho tu hai chudail daayan aatma sab tu hai mujhe kya blame karti hai.apne aap ko dekh pehle.
9.kabhi kabhi tu mujhe Anarkali wali feeling dilati hai khud Akbar baadshah ban jati ho.
10.phir mujhe tho lagta hi tha ki tu iss duniya ki tho nahi hai."oedema" kuch aise alag alag words use karti hai jaise ki usme mein kya google sheikh bhi confused ho jate hai bechaare.tujhse meaning poochu tho "😒"
Behen samaj aagaya mujhe ki tu dusri planet se hai.PK jaisi!
Aur bhi tha....filhaal itne adjust karlo..phirse kuch aur mauka mila tho nahi chodungi pakka.
Ab acchai ke baare mein....
1.tu tho bohoth hi pyaari nanhi si jaan hai..jiske ek msg dekhe bina mera din nahi banta.
2,tujhse mein itna attached hogayi hoon ke sabse pehle koi bhi khushkhabri ho tujhe batati hoon.even if it was maasi ban ne ki ya bua baan ne ki.and sabse zyada apne sorrows bhi meine tujhse share kiya hai.you are my best buddy in my difficult times too.jitne baar meine watty chodne ki koshish ki thi uthni baar tune mujhe rokha tha..
3.mein tujhe apne friend ke padosi ke behen ke sabke stories bhi batayi hai..and remember meine tujhe apne friend ki story batayi meine bataya tha tujhe ki some day i will write the story in this plot.aur tune mujhe sugession bhi batayi thi ki Sanskar kon play karega in the brothers character.
4.tujhe mein story likhte waqt at least ek para tho send karti hoon padne ke liye..before even posting it.it became a routine for me.
5.kuch baaton mein tu innocent hai..i am the last child..and i always wanted a sibling.abhi lagta hai tu mere paas hamare ghar meri behen ban kar rehti...
6.tujhe pata hai meri ek best friend..jo mein sochti hoon uske saath share karna hai but i end up sharing with you.and usko meine apni behen ki delivery tak nahi bataya tha..woh bhi meine sabse pehle tujhe bataya even the tension were around with her pregnancy complications.you made me feel strong.i was sitting along outside the OT.i remember that tough phase ..aur mujhe laga tera sahara mil gaya.
7.tu itni cute hai ki teri sabhi batein pyaari lagti hai woh bhi jo meine teri buraayi mein shaamil kiya hai.
8.jab watty mein someone reported me tab bhi neri saath thi..
9.aur future mein meri koi bacchi hogi tho mein uska name Samia hi rakhungi.taaki mein tujhe kabhi na bhoolun aur woh teri jaisi hi bane.utni special hai yaar tu.
10.and lastly tune kaha ku CC ke sanky apne se inspired hoke likha hai..aur woh mere liye sabse badi compliment hai if my friend was here in watty she too have agreed a lot because i behaved like sanky so many times with her.
And see humne kabhi ek dusre ki aawaz nahi suna na mile hai phir bhi we have that bond may be uthni bonding aaj tak koi nahi tha tere level ki but ab tu hai aur tu hi rahegi.....
Tere liye kuch line...
Bholi bhali japaani gudiya jaisi tu
Pyaari jaadu ki pudiya jaisi tu.
Saher aur dikshu ka sabka kehna hai.
Ek hazaaro mein natkhat chudail tu.
Oka kar diya meine dare.
Dusra dare karegi????karna paega tujhe
Saher aur dikshu ab hum dono mein se kiska dare accha tha yeh tum log batao👻
And i tag saher344 Diksha_chaudhary lucky_lakshmi
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