Chapter 13-Ritual 1
Chapter Thirteen
I 've just made an apology for such a terrible disaster, and even if it ends, it 's really too cheap, and Yu Xiao has to worship a teacher, and I ca n't offend everyone. Yu Xiao is a smart person. What 's in her heart? All understand.
Yu Xiao smiled with his fists and arched his hands and said, "Hehe hehe, uncles and uncles, Yu Xiao is naughty and naughty, but I really don't know the power of this yak drum, but even if I know the power of yak drum I'm afraid I still have to knock. "
What kind of apology? Is this an apology? Is there such an apology?
Qu Xianer couldn't help but said, "Hey, what are you talking about? Oh, you do n't know if you want to knock, if you know, you still need to knock. Are you an apology?"
Chu Guier also said, "Yes, why do you still want to knock?"
Yu Xiao laughed and said, "Of course I have to knock."
Hong Xi'er frowned, "What's the point?"
Yu Xiao said: "It's very simple. I ask you, are you new to this kind of god drum? For the first time, have you not seen anything new? And this drum can bring all the uncles together here. I want to see the world famous Of the nine immortals, since only yak drums can make it so easy for them to come, then of course I have to knock on it. Everyone said that is the reason? "
Hong Xiaoer muttered quietly: "Anyway, it makes sense to you."
Yu Xiao laughed leisurely: "What a good thing it is to gather all the gods together today, I think, I'm not only not guilty, but also meritorious. Do you say right?"
Qu Xianer lost her voice: "Ah? There is work, my God, I don't know what to say about you."
Hong Shouer said: "It is merit, so reward him with a hundred rules, and tell him to talk nonsense."
Even the nine sons laughed and murmured secretly, saying, "Where is the bad boy, where can he say the wrong thing he did is a good thing, but it 's thick enough. . "
But the nine were elders. At this time, when they saw the four children clamoring, they felt very interesting, so they did not stop them, and let the four children laugh.
Yu Xiao grinned and said, "Actually, you do n't need to reward me. You already rewarded me. You gave me candy, and you called me several good brothers. That 's not just because I played drums. That 's why I appreciate it? If your three younger sisters think these are too thin, then it does n't matter. After that, buy more pastries for me, and then call a few more good brothers, even if you plan to make up. "
The three little girls couldn't sit still in their father's arms, and one after another jumped down, exclaiming: "I reward you a big head, rogue."
"You have a fart, and staring at the wrong thing as a good thing is really a strong argument."
Yu Xiao grinned, "Actually, I'm telling the truth. If it weren't for me, would you be so intimate with your father now? It's not my credit?"
The three little girls really said nothing about him. They turned around and ignored him, just staring at him.
Ye Fangshi coughed and came over and said quietly: "Hey, boy, let me apologize for your mistake. Do you apologize? Don't make a fool of yourself, don't make a good compensation, don't you make a fool again, have you heard?"
Yu Xiao smiled and said, "Okay, please return to the old man. Xiaoer knows it, just stop joking."
He deliberately cleaned his shirt, and said positively, "Nine uncles, uncles, Yu Xiao was curious and fun because of curiosity and fun. Let everyone rush here, Yu Xiao is really unhappy, but Yu Xiao is really not Intentionally, uncles and uncles, please do n't care about your children, so do n't be angry. Everyone says that it 's easy to get angry. If uncle and uncle love to be angry, look at my three grandpas. Look, what do they look like, gray hair, pleated faces, you see, they are all so miserable, so people shouldn't be angry, especially gods, aren't they? "
He was serious in front of him, and he really apologized. The nine people who said that they could not help but nodded secretly: "Well, this child makes sense. He, a child, saw such a big drum, and was curious and playful. He didn't know it. This is terrific, which is also reasonable. It is really not intentional. He is a ten-year-old child, and it is really not appropriate for him to have general knowledge. "
But in the second half of Yu Xiao's remarks, the nine people did not want to laugh because they wanted to maintain sacredness and dignity, but the kid 's joke came too suddenly, it was totally unprepared, and they couldn't bear it anymore. Living.
Tao Tian laughed most happily, clapped his hands and laughed, "Oh, cousin, where did you pick this living treasure? Hahaha, it 's so good, I like it, I like it, so be my son, right?"
Tan Tianxiao frowned and shook his head, secretly saying: "The living treasure that I have picked up, and encountering this living treasure, is considered to be a bad luck for us, and we have an older brother for such a simple age."
The three old men couldn't say anything, they were all funny, and said, "When he worships the teacher, you will know the skill of this living treasure. When the time comes, you wo n't be able to cry or laugh, you will know."
Yu Xiao was unhappy and shouted: "Cut ... you are really exactly the same as your cousin, who is as nervous as you, who is your son, isn't that a senior? Go and go and want a son and marry a wife yourself Give birth. "
There was another laugh in the solemn hall, and the child talked too much.
The three little girls were already angry, and this time they were also funny.
Even such a serious and serious person in charge of the canon of Ying Sheng almost burst into tears.
The Xiong Tianmao was grumpy and competitive, but he was also laughed at.
The crowd laughed for a while, and Jiuzi finally returned to normal, coughing a few times, and immediately the disciples stopped laughing.
Ye Fangshi came to Yu Xiao and hurled his fists at Jiuzi, "Dear brothers, please don't blame him."
Qu Tianfu nodded and said, "Forget it, forget it, we don't blame it, I don't know what you say?"
Xiong Tianzhang was the most straightforward, and said, "What do you blame him for? You haven't heard him say, he 's a kid, let 's have a general understanding with him. Then let 's call him grandpa, we are grandchildren. He said so, how can we be strange Actually, I was really mad at him. This stink boy, a mischievous bird called shit on my head, are you angry? But if I want to hit him, I will bully the young and the old and the young. Forget it, just let it be. "
Yu Xiao grinned: "This uncle, I'm so sorry, don't get angry, it's my bird who is not obedient, and my uncle shouldn't be familiar with birds." Do n't fly to the sky to shit when you are told to shit. Fortunately, if your shit is small, if it 's as big and hard as a stone, if it falls and hits someone, you still have n't given it a scoop? "
Jingjing Bird was called by Yu Xiaoqi directly: "You are wrong, you are not called me ..."
Yu Xiao patted the bird's beak again and drank, "Hold your beak, did you hear it?"
Jingjing had no choice but to cover her mouth with wings, but howling, she seemed to be complaining.
He was so arrogant and gave Jiu Zi amusement again, Xiong Tiandi smiled bitterly: "Okay, I won't blame you, I don't blame the birds, I blame myself for being careless?"
He couldn't help crying and murmuring, "My God, if you blame you, that's how I bully a child. If you blame a bird, that's how people know about birds. OK, I'm convinced ..."
The rest said, "Well, we don't blame it. He must be a child, and he is brought by three brothers."
Chu Tianxiang said: "The three brothers came from afar, and brought him to wonder what happened?"
Ye Fangshi sighed, and then originally told the story of the destruction of the proud people, and then said that he encountered Yu Xiao, but only erased the part where Yu Xiao played them.
Jiuzi heard sympathy and shook his head.
Ye Fangshi said, "This child is kind by nature. Now he is lonely and helpless. He still motivates himself to avenge and cut off demons and demons. As a teacher, we sent him personally, and also asked my brethren to look at our thin faces and accept him as a disciple. I wonder what do you think?
Nine people were impressed. When they heard that the child returned to the proud people despite the danger, just to bury his parents, they were all moved.
Qu Tianfu murmured: "Awesome people? Awesome people? The name of this people is weird. I seem to have heard of it ..."
He thoughtfully pondered for a long time, suddenly flashed in front of his eyes and lost his voice: "Yeah, I remember, ten years ago, yes, it was a decade ago. At that time, a young man said he wanted to worship. I saw that young man was a scholar, so I wanted to accept him, but I didn't expect that the young man stood without kneeling, and never gave me a hoe, and what else did he say that the proud people never gave people a hoe? Even if I worship, there is no exception. I am very angry. If I do n't bow my head and worship, how can I be regarded as a teacher? This etiquette is the most civilized etiquette for thousands of years. How can he be left alone for him? But the young man is really strong. He even left because he gave me a gimmick. He would rather not learn Taoism and would not break the clan rules. This person is very strong ... "
Hong Tianfu said: "Yeah, we also remembered it. At that time, it seemed that we were also present. This person impressed us so much!"
Yuan Tianning frowned. "Child, do you know that person? What's that person's name? I don't remember ..."
As soon as Yu Xiao mentioned his father, the nameless anger in his heart rose and said secretly: "You stinky cow noses, obedient to the rules, don't you just bow your head and worship? Why ca n't you worship without your head? Why is it so pedantic? We are proud People teach people to pass on arts, and they wo n't be gimmicky, but why ca n't you save this rude etiquette? If not because of your pedantry, if my father has learned Taoism and cultivated for another ten years, can he die? Haven't you indirectly harmed him yet? "
Yu Xiao said coldly, "The person you said is my father. His name is Ling Yunxiang. I am his son, Ling Yuxiao!"
Nine sons are feeling again, I don't know if it was because of Ling Yunxiang's death, or because their father and son came here by chance.
Qu Tianfu sighed: "This child is lonely, how can we not accept it? Not to mention three other brothers recommended as security, we accept it!"
Hong Tianfu said: "Yes, I agree."
"Well, we agree."
Qu Xianer clapped her hands happily: "Haha, take him, take him."
Tao Tianxi frowned. "Don't you hate him? So happy?"
Qu Xianer glared at him and said, "What do you know?"
Tao Tianxi murmured: "Well, woman, woman, such a young girl is hard to understand, let alone a bigger woman."
The three bosses were very happy and hurriedly pushed Yu Xiao and said, "What are you still doing? Nine uncles and uncles promised to accept you as an apprentice, go and see a ceremony."
Qu Xianer said with a smile: "Hurry up, give my dad their gimmicks. After hoeing them, worship the grandfather. You are a disciple of the Yuxu Palace, which is mine ... haha ..."
The more she wanted to get happier, she said secretly: "When you become my little master, then we will have the opportunity to get angry with you."
Who knew that Yu Xiao was motionless and smiled: "Three grandpas, do you remember what I said? We proud people will worship the teacher and will not scratch their heads!"
For a moment, he was startled again by a word!
Just listen to the children talking: "How to worship without a hoe?"
"This is the minimum etiquette."
"The people of the proud tribe are worthy of being called proud tribe. They are really arrogant enough. They are so barbaric that they have no etiquette."
Yu Xiaowen heard the insult of the proud people, who savagely did not understand civilization, and screamed angrily: "Stop! You are not allowed to stigmatize the proud people! You non-dignified buns understand the fart! In this world, only we The purpose is the most respectable, we pay attention to equality for all, abolish any unnecessary mundane etiquette, especially bow to bow, our proud people will never bow to anyone! Rather than die, never bow I am also a proud person, and I will never shame our proud person. Although we are all dead, but the people and beasts, gods and immortals in this world can kill us proudly. Humans, but they will never kill us. Our proud people pursue self-esteem, self-love, equality, fairness, and will never kneel at the foot of others!
His words made everyone discolored, and his heart was not calm.
Is it true that a man bows his head and worships his head without respect for dignity?
Are civilizations worshiping rituals and gimmicks from ancient times to the present? Are these civilization's etiquettes as disregarding human self-esteem as the proud people say?
Should all people in this world, like the proud people, never bow to their knees and worship anyone and any god?
Proud people, is the transcendent realm pursued right or wrong?
For a while, everyone sighed secretly, sorry for Yu Xiao, and some secretly said: "This child is really sick. As long as you scratch your head, it doesn't hurt and itching, you can worship a famous teacher and learn Taoism , Prolong your life, no longer have to wander around, not only saved your life, but also learned a skill, what a good thing? For anyone, do n't say to call one head, it 's a thousand, as long as you can worship the god I'm learning Taoism and spells under my door, I'm afraid someone did it already, alas ... "
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