Sick and Cooties.
Leo and I both sneezed in perfect sync. Leo looked at me smiling, “I thought you were too hot to get a cold.” I sneezed again shaking my head.
“Shut up.” I mumbled coughing, “Its not a cold. I’m fine.” As soon as I said that, I went into another coughing fit. Leo lightly hit me on the back as Artie came into the room shaking his head.
“Honestly Elizabeth, what were you thinking going outside in just a sweatshirt?” He asked. I shrugged.
“Coats are too boring.” I replied, holding back a sneeze. Leo and I had gotten sick and were currently chilling on my couch while his mom was at work. Arite sighed facepalming.
“Honestly, why do you have to be such a difficult child?” He asked while I smirked.
“Because being an easy kids not fun.” Cue another coughing fit. Leo sneezed.
“Jeez, when you get sick, you don't play around.” He commented. I made a fist and raised it in the air.
“Too the extreme in everything bro!” I tried yelling, but it came out as slightly more than a whisper. I constantly felt like I was choking, it was starting to get annoying. I started coughing again before lying down. “I.Am.Going.To.Die.” I stated, closing my eyes. Leo sighed.
“You're gonna be fine, get up.” He said, pulling my arm. I shook my head.
“Nope. This couch shall be my death bed.” I stated. Leo pulled my arm again.
“Stop messing around.”
“Bury me with Call of Duty.”
“Seriously, get up.”
“And bacon. Lots of bacon.”
“Get up before I sit on you.” I shook my head.
“Tell Peter that he is annoying.”
“Who the heck is Peter? Get up!” Leo let go of my arm, and I felt him get off the couch. Artie walked over.
“If its that bad, maybe you need more medicine?” He said. Needless to say, I shot up like a bullet.
“Nope! Nope! Nope! I’m good! In fact, I’m going to go run some laps!” I started to get off the couch, but I ended up just falling on my face instead.”Ow.” I mumbled into the carpet. Artie sighed while facepalming. I pushed myself up, falling still, but this time I rolled on my back. Artie started walking out of the room.
“I’ll be right back with some medicine.”
Leo poked me with his toe, “Are you seriously going to die? If so, I call your Pokemon cards.”
“Wow, much concern such wow.” I said, staring at the ceiling, “Man, this sucks. How come I’m the only one this sick?” Leo shrugged.
“I dunno. It couldn't possibly have anything to do with you being outside in a sweatshirt. That got really wet.” He said, slightly sarcastically. I weakly punched his leg.
“Shuddup. I’m the sarcastic one in this relationship.”
“Then what am I?” He asked.
“The sidekick.” I answered, “You are my sidekick.” He kept poking me with his foot.
“Nuh-uh, I’m no one’s sidekick. I’m the cool one.”
'“Nuh-uh. I’m the cool one too.”
“Then I’m the cute one.”
“Nuh-uh, you're a boy, you can’t be cute.”
“Yeah I can! My cousin calls boys cute all the time!”
“I bet your cousin has cooties!”
“She does not!”
“Bet she does if she says boys are cute! Thats when you get cooties!”
“You can't get cooties if you're a teenager!”
“Can so! You can get cooties until you're married! Thats like the law of cooties!”
“Since when do cooties have laws?”
“Since forever started!”
“When did forever start?”
“Forever ago.” I answered, basically finishing the conversation. Leo laid down on the couch.
“I’m never going to get cooties. Girls are gross anyways.”
“I’m a girl.” I said, looking up at him.
“You dont count. You're not a girl, your my best friend.”
“Then explain why I use the girl’s bathroom.” I ordered.
“Because your a weirdo. A big weirdo.” He answered. I laughed before going into another coughing fit. Leo started laughing, while I rolled my eyes.
“Wow. You're the best friend ever. So much concern for your dying friend.”
Leo sneezed. “You know something?”
“What?”
“You are the sarcastic one.”
“I know.”
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