Chapter 1: About me
I met her online. Do not remember clearly how to start dating. It seems to be due to my poem on a forum.
If I had more money, I would buy a house.
Do I have money? Not at all!
So I'm still without the door
If I have wings, I'll fly to the floor.
Do I have wings? Never have!
So I can not lift myself up.
If you roll over all the Pacific Ocean face down
does not quench the love I give you.
Which Pacific is inclined?
So I do not love you.
Signed: KTH
Actually, it was just an impulsive moment on the "occupational disease". I am studying Masters, day after day with a lot of high-level equations and algorithms so my mind is always full of logic. With the exception of learning, my simple, naive mind, an impossible project is just the equivalent of a cow dung. To argue with things that can not become as real as saliva charges to discuss the birth of a son or daughter.
The silly philosophy on the forum probably only proves me to be an extremely dry and not very smart guy. And the truth is not much better, sadly! So this year I still do not have a piece-love-squeeze-shoulder. Catastrophic!
Still, there was a special girl trying to get acquainted with me. She e-mailed me, telling me to be a very humorous person. U hu hu, attributed to my guy from the "humor" is different to say Cuoi honestly gentle, so ridiculous.Perhaps this little girl is ... disabled? Either way, her brain is screwed up here or there. Oh, but her nickname is cute too. "Flying Dance", also quite romantic. Only the nickname on the net can know where, the accuracy can be considered close to 0. Dinosaurs have never claimed to be dinosaurs, and never disclose it temporarily in the park Ju Century -out. The nick "attracts guests" is like a sharp weapon to catch the guy innocent or roam the Internet. Flying Dance means toss-in-the-dance-dance, do not know if this is a hair-flying-or-skirt-flying-air?According to Jimin, girls with flying skirts are more likely to have them with predatory dinosaurs.
Dinosaurs are my obsession. No. I've been to some of my friends online, but my number is so rugged, and I've met some formidable partners, and their form has grown exponentially. I have to run out of people know how many times. Jimin - my roommate also encountered many situations like this. If we put the "dinosaurs" on the X-pillars, so that our fear level would be on the Y column, the graph would be a straight line going up significantly, and draw the law " female". Jimin said, the Internet world is full of dinosaurs, just different in that some eat meat and other chewing vegetables. Before talking about Flying Dance, I talked about him roommates. We have been together since college, the two of us made up a couple of stickers, but in fact we were different in the sky. Jimin is tall, handsome, and possesses sweet lips to death. In my opinion, no other animal like that escapes the horrible temptation of that unnatural mouth. So, we most respect him as lady killer class. The girls are submerged under Jimin as much as autumn leaves. Jimin also recognized the great general of the war on the battlefield, but he never recruited a prisoner. Jimin is the highest level in the game with the girls.
Jimin or scold me honest to the point of stupid, never made a drum what. It's also true, I'm neither tall nor handsome, and I'm playing a large, close-up lens on my nose, which makes my eyes look more convincing. So, once the gym teacher pulled me to stand in front of the class for thinking I was falling asleep, actually I was still listening carefully. Maybe my birth day is not very good, so from now until now I play with all the boys like girls and girls like boys. According to the ranking of the Jimin men are divided into four categories: the first type is sit-cool-eating-bowl-yellow, no blink of the eyes also have the fat brother died tired, the second type is easy- Just-back-hand-only, it only takes a little effort to catch the baby in the third, the need to tickle-clever, intelligent to devise new tactics to defeat the enemy, and I It's a kind of mouth-to-mouth, just know how to mouth mouth yawned to have her eyes rusty right and right. To Jimin is also very generous with you, sometimes he "to name me a few. friend. But I'm too shy to end up with rice porridge. That's because I read the holy books, I know ritual rituals and my face is not thick, these are the dark things to pursue today's daughter. For example, I once had a coffee with a girl who was not very skinny. I sincerely invited her to eat a cake, she was afraid of fat. I said:
- Fear is too late then me.
Last year, a friend of mine complimented me with "the face of the angel and the body of the ghost", so I immediately corrected:
- I say flipped.
Thank goodness, when we were eating chinese food, she always had chopsticks in my human center, but if I eat beef buns, I would have eaten raw knives eaten in my chest. After the bloody experience, I began to really feel the cruelty of demented dinosaurs. Jimin has given me a critically endangered measure, going out with someone to carry with me and keep in touch. If you encounter a terrible bird-eat-meat message "Fire house", terrible-long-eat-grass message "Hook bag". Since that time, Jimin has been burned 4 times and stolen 6 times, and I got more than 5 times.
So, before I met Flying Dance, my heart was pretty well trained, even with the dinosaurs I kept the beat 72 times a minute. Jimin quoted Shakespeare, "women born to be loved, not to be understood," to prove that women are not prerequisites for winning the war. Sometimes I also feel very real. In the past, there was a time when I rented a house with 4 little girls, as hell. Take care of every little bit for her grandmother, must be preserved so that nothing happens. After more than two years of living with the flood, I draw the conclusion whether the girls are pure, modest, gentle, innocent, nymph women ... wherever the skirt She is the same she is the same.
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