The Warblers React And More
"Do you have a girlfriend yet?"Sebastian, not going to bother explaining: No.
"Do you have a girlfriend yet?"Kurt: I'm assuming you meant to say boyfriend, and yes, I do, his name's Blaine, he's the absolute cutest— (takes out pictures)
"Do you have a girlfriend yet?"Wes: *nervous laughter*
"Do you have a girlfriend yet?"David: I have a boyfriend, actually! His name is Wes and he's kinda shy which is why you haven't met him but he's— (rambles on about how much he loves him)
"Do you have a girlfriend yet?"Jeff: I have a Nick! (pulls Nick out of thin air) This is him and I love him
"Do you have a girlfriend yet?"Nick: *blushes* Um, I actually have a boyfriend.
"Do you have a girlfriend yet?"Hunter: Nah, but I've got a sexy kickass boyfriend.
"Do you have a girlfriend yet?"Blaine: *nervous* Um... No... I have a boyfriend...Blaine, upon positive reaction: *absolutely gushes about Kurt*Blaine, upon negative reaction: *eyes water* N-no I'm just kidding! Ha... yeah, yeah, I'm kidding. I don't have a girlfriend, or boyfriend, I was just messing around.
(Note: This question of 'yet' implies they've known each other for a while and they know they were single previously, logically making this someone who has asked/been informed before. With this in mind, this is someone who Thad has obviously explained to that he's aro-ace before, when they initially asked. And whenever they bring up his relationships. And when they try to set him up with people. Et cetera, et cetera.)"Do you have a girlfriend yet?"Thad: *deep sigh* What part of aromantic asexual do people not understand? 'A' as a prefix means no.
Achromatic: No color.
Asexual: No sexual attraction.
Aromantic: No romantic attraction.
No, no, no, I'm not interested in a romantic or sexual relationship. It's not that fucking hard.
"Do you have a girlfriend yet?"Kurt: I'm assuming you meant to say boyfriend, and yes, I do, his name's Blaine, he's the absolute cutest— (takes out pictures)
"Do you have a girlfriend yet?"Wes: *nervous laughter*
"Do you have a girlfriend yet?"David: I have a boyfriend, actually! His name is Wes and he's kinda shy which is why you haven't met him but he's— (rambles on about how much he loves him)
"Do you have a girlfriend yet?"Jeff: I have a Nick! (pulls Nick out of thin air) This is him and I love him
"Do you have a girlfriend yet?"Nick: *blushes* Um, I actually have a boyfriend.
"Do you have a girlfriend yet?"Hunter: Nah, but I've got a sexy kickass boyfriend.
"Do you have a girlfriend yet?"Blaine: *nervous* Um... No... I have a boyfriend...Blaine, upon positive reaction: *absolutely gushes about Kurt*Blaine, upon negative reaction: *eyes water* N-no I'm just kidding! Ha... yeah, yeah, I'm kidding. I don't have a girlfriend, or boyfriend, I was just messing around.
(Note: This question of 'yet' implies they've known each other for a while and they know they were single previously, logically making this someone who has asked/been informed before. With this in mind, this is someone who Thad has obviously explained to that he's aro-ace before, when they initially asked. And whenever they bring up his relationships. And when they try to set him up with people. Et cetera, et cetera.)"Do you have a girlfriend yet?"Thad: *deep sigh* What part of aromantic asexual do people not understand? 'A' as a prefix means no.
Achromatic: No color.
Asexual: No sexual attraction.
Aromantic: No romantic attraction.
No, no, no, I'm not interested in a romantic or sexual relationship. It's not that fucking hard.
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